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Satansplain #115 – Church of Satan’s 60th Anniversary

Happy 60th anniversary to the Church of Satan! Hear some Church of Satan history, how and when members get together, the anniversary celebrations, why we don’t use grottos, and some trivia about the hidden track on the Satanic Mass album.

00:00 – Intro
01:21 – History quotations
07:16 – More on the Church of Satan
10:29 – Satanists getting together
13:58 – Getting together: bigger numbers
19:13 – Thoughts on the 60th celebration
28:58 – Satanecdote: lesser magic at the pharmacy drive-thru
30:43 – Upcoming episode?
31:36 – Ghost track on “The Satanic Mass”
34:09 – Grottos vs. Internet

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Satansplain #110 – Satanic holiday rituals, fake pages, antisemite weirdos, advice for young Satanists

Answering emails regarding fake “Church of Satan” pages, Satanic rituals for equinoxes and solstices, weirdos obsessed with Anton LaVey’s ethnicity, and advice for young Satanists.

Youth Communique: https://churchofsatan.com/satanic-youth-communique/

00:00 – Intro
01:07 – Dealing with fake “Church of Satan” channels
08:06 – Rituals for equinoxes, solstices, etc?
16:58 – Satanecdote: the holy water bottle
22:45 – “Does Satanism support Jews? I need to know!” Um, what?
35:50 – Advice for young Satanists

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Satansplain #102 – Satanic ritual, werewolves and demon(izing) people

Demons and werewolves on Halloween! Answering listener questions about Satanic ritual, Anton LaVey’s essay on lycanthropy, and the human need to “demonize” selected people.

00:00 – Intro
00:57 – Halloween and the importance of dedicated days
05:05 – Bill’s Halloween
08:00 – Parchment Burning
10:36 – Destruction ritual, Enochian keys, reminder on why
15:48 – Reminder: Accepting intellectually is not the same as accepting emotionally
24:17 – Werewolves
29:34 – On “demonizing” political figures

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Episode #011 – Holidays & Schooling

It’s summertime! So why have so many clueless strangers on the internet been telling the Church of Satan to build a school? Learn about Satanic holidays and Satanic schooling in this episode of Satansplain.