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Satansplain #128 – About That Boobless Baphomet Statue, part 1

What’s the deal with that boobless Baphomet statue that Christians keep showing in the media? Hear about its crazy origins, the false promises of the political prank group who created it, why it has nothing to do with Satanism, and a broader examination of American religious monuments to put it in context.

00:00 – Intro
03:19 – Summary
07:36 – That Boobless Baph
11:56 – Some questions quickly answered / NPCs all around
17:35 – Can you have a “religious” monument? It depends.
18:00 – Ten Commandments examples: Texas, Kentucky (2005)
25:02 – The Oklahoma State Capitol monument of the Ten Commandments
30:52 – No, the ACLU isn’t just “anti-Christian”
32:57 – And here they come
42:00 – “Satanists want your children?!?”

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Satansplain #121 – Bible in Texas Schools, Citizen Vigilante, “Move and Appear”

A third-side look at the recent news story about the Texas Board of Education allegedly forcing Bible study. Also, a Satanic review of the 2026 movie Citizen Vigilante, and the origins of the Satanic ritual phrase, “Move and appear”.

Texas BOE 2030 reading list: https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/28277289-texas-religious-school-readings/

0:00 – Intro
1:01 – Announcements
2:46 – Bible in Texas schools: Did you read the article?
6:06 – What happened?
10:08 – Lame, but not illegal
20:58 – Satanecdote 1
22:22 – Satanecdote 2
25:12 – Origin of “Move and Appear”
30:59 – Citizen Vigilante